May 18, 2024
A1 Joy Jokes - LOL

A1 Joy Jokes – LOL

Bad Luck

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, –Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I-ll buy you another drink. I just can-t stand to see a man cry.–

–No, it-s not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and left my wallet and credit cards in it. The cab driver just drove away.–

–When I got home, I found my wife in bed with the gardener. I left home and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison.–


Fisherman’s Little Story

Once a fisherman woke early in the morning. It was very dark. He waited a while & found a sack full of stone. He started throwing them in to the sea to time pass. At last he had just one stone, sun rose up & he found out that those are not stones, but diamonds.
Moral of the story: — “Don’t wake up early in the morning” !


Define girlfriend

Define girlfriend: – A person who changes every habit in guy and after a year says
“”darling now u r not like before, u have changed a lot…”



When a girl cries “the world consoles her”
But when a boy cries “come on man, don’t be a girl”
If a girl slaps a boy “sure its boys mistake”
If boy slap s a girl “rascal doesn’t know to respect ladies”
If a boy talks to girls “he s flirting”
If girl s talking to boys “she s trying to b friendly”
If a girl met with an accident “then its mistake of others”
If a boy do “bloody u don’t know how to drive”
Oh god but Still people say, “IT IS THE WORLD OF MAN”


What…? Oh !

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn’t have one.
The Pope has one but doesn’t use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Bush is one.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi’s.

What’ that f**king thing?

Answer below! (This is pretty good)

The answer is…

‘A Last Name’